A 5 Minute Read for Any Woman who Loves to Workout
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I’ve compiled this list of fitness jargon based on personal experience. Whether you can relate or not I hope my post will make you smile.
We’re all in this fitness journey together, Girls. Hang in there.
8 Funny Fitness Phrases
1. Stanky Indignation
When you think ‘where the hell is that stank coming from?’ during a workout and realize you’re all alone…
2. Elated Horror
A mixed expression of pain and euphoria…if someone took your picture while you were doing any Insanity workout, this is the face you would be making
3. Poop Head
The smell of your hair after 3 days of workouts and you’ve been too lazy to wash the stank out
4. Saddlebag Hex
The secret voodoo spell you cast on anyone that says ‘I just can’t seem to gain any weight’ (after you tell them you’ve been on a diet since 1988)
5. Concerned Standby
How people look at you when you get back to the office after doing an Insanity Max:30 workout during your lunch break
6. Jelly Slap
That disturbing sensation between your thighs during the first few minutes of your run (it all goes numb after that).
7. Boobage Awareness
The sudden realization that even small boobs need to be strapped down during a high-impact cardio workout
And Last (but not least)
8. Ass Lockdown
What happens every time you do more than 2 sets of leg abductions (raises) in any workout (Buns of Steel, anyone?)
Please share your own funny fitness jargon in the comments section.
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“Life is complicated. Fitness doesn’t have to be.”
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